Saturday, November 10, 2012

Contoh Pidato Bahasa Inggris Tentang Global Warming


Berikut di bawah ini saya share tugas speech saya tentang global warming. :)

 Ladies & Gentleman, First of all I would like to say thank you to my teacher and all of my friends who has given me the opportunity to bring this speech today about global warming.

            Well, as we know that, global warming is such a disaster for our country and for our world that give a serious problem for our next human generation,

Global Warming is a reason why our world temperature is getting hot. Nowadays the temperature take about more than 30 degrees Celcius, and with that number of temperature the ice in South Pole and North Pole are getting melt, and I assume slow but sure, the ice in South Pole, North Pole and Greenland will be vanish, because of the ice melt processing, the sea level in our world getting higher, and the area in the world that still under the sea level will be troubled for flood.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Arti Kentut Menurut Guru

Di sebuah sekolah, ketika sedang rapat antara guru - guru sekolah dengan kepala sekolah, tiba - tiba terdengar bunyi angin halus yang dibarengi dengan aroma tidak sedap yang menusuk kalbu......
Lalu muncullah percakapan seperti ini...

Ga Mau Sekolah Lagi!!

Rani: "Mah, besok Rani ngga mau sekolah lagi...!!!"
Mama: "Lho, kenapa?"
Rani: "Habis, gurunya enggak pinter-pinter, Mah! Kemarin dia menanyakan pada seluruh kelas berapa dua ditambah dua, dan kami sudah memberi jawabannya, eh, tetap nggak ingat juga. Hari ini dia menanyakannya lagi pada Rani."
Mama: -______-" "Bocah edaaannnnnn!!"

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